First, write down the names of 12 characters (it's best when they're all from the same fandom). Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
Yes, I've written down the names first, but for the post, I think I want to do this a little differently. I'll list the questions first (though I don't necessarily answer them all). No one-shot characters, as much as I like a few of them...
Again, please don't proceed if you plan to do the meme (for Mebius or other fandom) and haven't first written down the 12 names.
Have you read a 6/11 fic?
No. But I would like to.
Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Yeah. I'm the wrong gender to elaborate on this, I think.
What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
Can you rec any fic(s) about 9?
If you are reading this, you know all about them anyway. Probably more than I do, actually.
(Yes, being vague on purpose.)
Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Yay, another unfortunate choice in my numbering. To answer the question, I don't think so. I mostly don't like the power imbalance thing. Maybe if later...but no, I don't think they really interact enough in canon for me to really see this relationship.
5/9 or 5/10? Why?
And yay, very fortunate choice in my numbering this time around. 5/9 is destiny. (Though I wish 5/10 is something that can actually let me waver at least a little.)
What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?
Can I just skip the actual question? Anyway, unless something happens that I don't know about, I guess 7 would know all 12 is doing.
Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.
3 visits 10's house one day, which makes 10 happy because 10 (even though s/he doesn't act it) is secretly a fan of 3.
...On principle, I'm against any pairing where other (especially canon) couple has to be broken. So I don't intend the above summary to be serious at all.
Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?
Perhaps. I like to be open-minded about this kind of thing.
Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.
"The Glass Lake's Ripples"
(Geez, I don't know where this came from.)
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1?
Someone else can run with this idea (I would appreciate a note on a slim chance you're not on my f-list). But how rather appropriate, because I don't think it'll really work the other way around.
Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash?
I don't really know since I don't remember seeing much fic on this character other than mine (which can't technically be called slash). But I'm willing to be corrected on this.
Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het?
Well, I'm sure someone would read 3 het, if it exists. (That's a canned answer for almost every character in this series anyway.)
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5?
Umm...maybe? I can see myself writing 2/3/4 (or any permutation. I'm just not very updated on the convention). 2/4/5 takes more work, but perhaps after I'm done with other outstanding fics?
What might 10 scream out at a moment of great passion?
Oh, gee. Oh, GEE. I don't really want to think about it. (Though I know this character must have such moment. It's even (kind of) canon.)
If you write a songfic about 8, which song would you choose?
I'm blanking on this.
If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be?
Ultra geek alert. Or something. And 7 would also be around, whether the reader wants or not.
(So, yeah, not real warnings, because I don't see myself writing this fic.)
What might a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
Hey, this would actually be fun. But I'm not cool enough to come up with 2's pick-up line.
(Again, nothing serious here involving 10. I don't even know why I listed the character. Probably because I didn't realize these would be mostly shipping questions.)
When was the last time you read a fic about 5?
Two weeks ago. Or there about.
What is 6's super-secret kink?
Ah ha ha! Probably something that will make the coffee seems very normal.
(Though if I have say...well I really can't say it in public.)
Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober?
Um...I wouldn't dismiss the possibility, but probably when drunk.
If 3 and 7 get together, who tops?
I can't think of them together at all. Yeah, I'm being close-minded.
How would you feel if 7/8 was canon?
Not bad, actually. Though I suspect the series would be vastly different from the one we have.
Who would make a better college professor: 6, or 11?
This one is too tough. But if I really have to choose, I'll say 11.
Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?
Again, wrong gender, but yes, absolutely hot. I see modeling for this character (in my fic, at least).
12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
I can't imagine 12 wanting to send 8 on a mission (over some other characters, that is). Whatever the mission is, I do think it would succeed, though.
What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Being too loud.
If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
I'm sorry, 8. I know you can be competent when it matters, but generally I'll have to go with 7.
Okay, I complete some, I mostly skip others. This is just for fun. I'm a little disappointed that I can't do this for another fandom because I now know the questions. Considered doing a twist on the paranoia meme in that I don't reveal who I'm talking about, but I figure it would be too confusing that way, so here they are at the end. Yeah, only my opinions, etc. etc., but hopefully I'm not too out there for some of the answers.
The list of names:
::sighs:: I completely forgot two characters I wanted to put on this list, but I can't redo without cheating...